Texan named 'Literally Anybody Else' runs for presidency

A 35-year-old man in Texas legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else, to apply for a job as the President of the United States.
According to reports, Mr. Else is from north Texas, a military veteran, and teaches Math in middle school.
He was formerly named Dustin Ebey and said that he was disappointed with the candidates running in the November 2024 elections.
Else, though, did not obtain the required 113,000 signatures to have his name appear on the Texas ballot.
"It's not necessarily about drawing attention to my grievances. But about giving a place for anyone who shares these grievances to come together to a focal point. We have all these scattered, all these scattered opinions like life, going every which way, as my dad would say, and this name gives everybody something to point to, to channel, that being to one movement, to one message that could hopefully have a meaningful impact," Else said.
Meanwhile, Else announced that his running mate was to be Neal David Sutz from New York, but was residing in Switzerland.

Last Modified: 2024-Nov-14 07:00